CAT, GET OFF MY LAPTOP!
Cat, I love you
But. Please
I’m trying to work!
Cat, I love you
I’ve given you fusses
I’ve tickled your chin
I’ve given you strokes
Agghh, I just can’t win!
Cat, I love you
But I’m working from home
It’s sunny outside
Just go out and roam
Cat, I love you
Ahhh these spreadsheets!
Cat! - go eat your treats!
Cat, I love you
I even cleaned
Your litter tray
Now, please
Just Go away!
Cat, I love you
We’ll get together later
In front of the fire
Just let me finish this paper!
Cat, stop wagging that tail
I need to email!
THATS IT! CAT!, GET OFF MY LAPT-
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AN ODE TO CUSTARD*
Yellow
Like Custard
Smooth
Like Custard
Warm
Like Custard
Bald
Like Custard
*AND HOMER SIMPSON
COLD BAKED BEANS
~ FREAK!! ~
Hot toast and butter
Cold Baked Beans
~ FREAK!! ~
Straight out of the tin
Cold Baked Beans
~ FREAK!! ~
You’ll never know pleasure
Quite like Cold Baked Beans
~ FREAK!! ~
Here,
Try some.
~ FR-
Oh, actually
They’re quite nice
CONDIMENTS
If you look into the fridge today. You’re sure of a big surprise!
If you look into the fridge today. You won’t believe your eyes!
‘Cause every sauce that ever there was-
Ketchup
Brown
Mayo
Sweet Chilli
Burger
Salad Cream
Pickle
Chutney
Relish
Mint
Apple
Horseradish
Mustard
Cranberry
Is there - Because Todays the day I went to Sainsburys*
*other supermarkets are available
FRIDAY THE 13TH
Friday
The 13th
Must stay
In bed
Friday
The 13th
I’m beginning
To dread
Friday
The 13th.
The spinning
My head!
Friday
The 13th
The day
Of the dead
Oh. It’s Thursday
Marvelous!
THE FROG KING
Arise King Charles!
Ruler of the pond
Camilla!
You look radiant
Said no-one
Arise King Charles!
The mighty amphibian
Camilla!
Oh beautiful Queen
Said no-one
Arise King Charles!
Our lily-pad leader
Camilla!
Our lady of the lake
Said no-one
Poor Camilla, but then Frogs really shouldn’t marry toads!